OH MY GOODNESS I'M LEAVING TOMORROW YAYYY! this is a rough agenda of my trip:

July 15 LEAVE! & visit our family friends in Falls Church, VA at night
July 16: visit our family friends and my pal Shannon in Willow Grove, PA and then tour Temple University courtesy of my cousin who goes there.
July 17: do something in the morning and arrive in Ocean City, MD around 6, where most of my extended family on my mom's side has rented a few houses near my grandparents' house
July 18-21: POOPSA AND EMMY COME TO OCEAN CITY AND STAY!! yaaayyyy i'm excited and the 21 is POOPSA'S BDAY so we'll go see an R rated movie or something cuz what else can you do when you're 17?!
July 22: Leave ocean city (the better OC) and go to my grandmother's house in Lancaster, PA (yaayyy amish country )
then we're staying there a few nights or something and visiting more colleges around Phili and elsewhere. then we're coming home on the 25!

so 10 days away from California on the East Coast! I couldn't be more excited plus i get to see poopsa and emmy and pull all-nighters and sleep on the grass like we did last summer... or something of the sort.

and sara gave me Guillaume the traveling gnome to take with me because she couldn't bring him to England with her because he could potentially be a weapon. so i'll have fun taking pictures of him in lots of places around the East Coast HORRAAYYYYY!!

SO if for some reason anyone misses me, you can call my cell phone. and i'll check my email so you can do that if ya want YellowHippopotamus14@yahoo.com. ummmmmmmmm yeah i'm done talking i think.

so i don't know why i'm making a new entry because i have absolutely nothing to say or write about really i guess it's just fun to talk to myself for a little bit! sooooooo today i woke up and sat around and wanted to throw my mother out the window or throw a window at my mother, either way, because she won't leave me alone about cleaning my room cuz i have to do the SUPER CLEANING and throw out a bunch of stuff WHICH I HATE because i always want the stuff i throw out a few months later IT ALWAYS HAPPENS so i tryyyyy to keep as much stuff as i can but this time my mom's paying me for every garbage bag i fill up and so far i have 4 and like 3 things of recycled paper from old school binders. yeahhhh it's that bad. so i have till tomorrow night to finish that cuz I'M LEAVING ON THURSDAY horrayyyyy! so then at 11 i went to walmart with joey and bought 4 CDs: Everclear "slow motion daydream" or something, Midtown "forget what you know," UMMM Riddlin' Kids, aaaaand damnit what was the fourth one? OH YEAH american hi-fi the new one HORRAYYYY! so then i went home and ate lunch a little and then went to wendy's with jeffrey and joey because jeffrey needed to eat and joey had ice cream or something. so after the entire post office eats lunch at Wendy's we stand outside for like 10minutes and just talk in the blazing desert sun and then we realized we're stupid and joey and i went to my house and jeffrey went to his cuz he had to clean leaves or something. so i burned the strokes and modest mouse from joey SO NOW I HAVE 6 NEW CDS FOR MY TRIP HOW EXCITING MY NIPPLES ARE EXPLODING WITH JOY!! i love CAPS LOCK because i love YELLING. so then jeffrey and joey and i sat around and watched tv and then we went to sara's house but for some reason jeffrey drove in his 1.5 seater shitty truck that doesn't make it up hills. so we're crammed in there like raping eachother and the car's like hardly moving because of  my thighs or something. so that was fun. and at sara's we watched some of the videos from their europe trip which looked like fun. OH and jeffrey beat the shit out of me with my shoe. thennn we all parted our separate ways for dinner with our families and jeffrey and joey came over at night and weeeeeee baked a cake, watched 21 grams for a little, beat my brother up after they beat me up, jeffrey and i did gymnastics, spread my magazines all over the house, slit jeffrey's wrists, caused weird bruises on my arms, ate cake outside for like 2 seconds, jeffrey burned my skin with a lighter just for kicks... "ew ants" "jeffrey, they don't do anything and they're like THIS BIG"   "... they tickle..." how silly! and then eventually joey left because he was phlegming all over the place and jeffrey and i watched more of the movie and kinda figured it out and he had an asthma attack or emphysema or something. and then he left and i did dishes SO THAT WAS MY DAY!

and now i'm listening to a punk cover of "hit me baby one more time." it's ingenious i tell ya. UMMMMMMMMMM so i think that's all i have to say because it wasn't much to say but if any of you read this, i'm sorry because it was pointless :O)

so bye! [i love that face]

LAST PERSON WHO
x. Slept in your bed: Myyyyyself... but other than me umm i think it was joey at new years. but i wasn't in it too don't worry
x. Saw you cry: uhh i have no idea 
x. Made you cry: don't remember
x. Spent the night with: jeffrey, joey, and sara
x. You shared a drink with: what? i don't know
x. You went to the movies with: haught dawg and charlene
x. You went to the mall with: hmmm that was a very long time ago. i think it was with jeffrey and joey before christmas sometime. OH NO WAIT i went to south coast plaza with haught dawg, ashley, charlene, and annie the girl i don't really know at all
x. Yelled at you: ummm don't remember
x. Sent you an email: poopsa
x. You kissed: don't remember or don't want to or something
HAVE YOU EVER...
x. Said "I Love You" and meant it?: just to parents and stuff
x. Gotten in a fight with your pet: no i'd be too afraid it'd eat me. how do you get in a fight with a pet anyways
x. Been to New York: yes many of times
x. Florida: yes ORLANDO! ... and other times
x. California: UNFORTUNATELY
x. Hawaii: twice
x. Mexico: twice
x. China: No
x. Canada: nope
x. Danced naked: of course
x. Dreamed something really crazy and then it happened the next day: not really no
x. Wish you were the opposite sex: yes
x. Had an imaginary friend: nope
x. Things you like in a girl/guy: sense of humor, eyes, and a lot of things really 
x. Do you have a crush on someone: hmmm maybe :O)
x. What book are you reading now: the runaway jury
x. Worst feeling in the world: don't know
x. What is the first thing you think when you wake up: why am i still living in california dammit
x. Future daughter's name: Nigel
x. Future son's name: Nigel
x. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal: no because they talk to me
x. What's under your bed: uh probably some socks and i think some posterboard or something
x. Favorite sport to watch: i don't really like watching sports because i'd rather play them but soccer's fun to watch
x. Current Age: 17
x. Siblings: the nuisance we call alex
x. Location: shitty california
x. College plans: east coast :O)
x. Piercings/tattoos: my ears are pierced and that's it
x. Boyfriend/Girlfriend: no :O(

EXTRA STUFF
x. Do you do drugs: no
x. Do you drink: no
x. Who is your best friend: poopsie
x. What are you most scared of: animals
x. What clothes do you sleep in: myyyyy pajamas
x. Where do you want to get married: on the east coast on a boat or something 
x. Who do you really hate: nick, and there's others because people piss me off way too often
x. Been in Love: no
x. What type automobile do you drive: 1999 black toyota camry 
x. Do you have a job: yes and the dairy queen in foothill
x. Do you like being around people: most people yes
x. Are you for world peace: yeah but that doesn't mean it can be accomplished
x. Are you a health freak: quite the opposite
STUFF
x. Have you ever loved someone you had no chance with: not loved, but liked
x. Have you ever cried over something someone of the opposite sex did: hmm probably
x. Do you have a "type" of person you always go after: i don't think so
x. Want someone you don't have right now: perrrrrrrhaps
x. Are you lonely right now: nope
x. Ever afraid you'll never get married: no because atleast i won't be married to someone i don't love... or something
x. Do you want to get married: yeah
x. Do you want kids: yeah so i can name them nigel and thaddeus

FAVORITE
x. Room in house: this one, the bonus room
x. Color: orange
x. Perfume or cologne: eh doesn't matter
x. Month: no idea
x. Stone: um i have no idea

IN THE LAST 48 HOURS, HAVE YOU...
x. Cried: no
x. Bought something: hmmm ice cream and lunch
x. Gotten sick: noooo
x. Sang: you bet... what else do you do on the freeway
x. Said "I Love You": hmm nope 
x. Wanted to tell someone you loved them: yeah i guess
x. Met someone new: hmmmmmmm nope
x. Moved on: hmmm nope
x. Talked to someone: yeah
x. Missed someone: yes... poopsa and i pretended we were gonna go downtown and play on the playground but we can't because we live across the country from eachother. and then i missed all the people that were in europe and then i missed emmy and the rest of all the people that don't live here
x. Hugged someone: nope
x. Kissed someone: nope
x. Fought with your parents: not really i just told my mom to leave me the hell alone

jeffrey and i brainstorming what we could tell our friends when they return for europe:

realworldclam: so when r they leaving europe
realworldclam: omg we should make up a story for them
YeloHippopotamus: yeahhhh
realworldclam: like we adopted a child while they were gone
YeloHippopotamus: like something really exciting happened when they were gone
YeloHippopotamus: yes like we adopted a child
YeloHippopotamus: or we could say i got pregnant and had an abortion
realworldclam: yah
YeloHippopotamus: and we could put a bean in a jar with water and tell them it was the fetus
realworldclam: or like u turned into a fork and then I was a wizard and changed u back
YeloHippopotamus: yeah or i wore a mesh cap
realworldclam: yah
YeloHippopotamus: and traded my car in for a pickup truck and put a huge sticker on the back and raised it
realworldclam: or u had sex with a double wide trailer
YeloHippopotamus: and then you hit me on the head and i changed back to my REAL self
YeloHippopotamus: orrrrr
YeloHippopotamus: you were arrested
realworldclam: or u got a papsmear and they found a dog inside
YeloHippopotamus: because you threw my corn in the lake and it was littering
realworldclam: lol we should say I was arrested
YeloHippopotamus: and then i had to spend all my money to bail you out so i'd have a friend
realworldclam: becuz I was like snorting coke
realworldclam: lol
YeloHippopotamus: or you were being a pimp
YeloHippopotamus: and i was your prostitute
YeloHippopotamus: and you made me sell my body to the night
YeloHippopotamus: and i turned you in
realworldclam: oooooooooooooorrrrrrr I was slitting in the street
realworldclam: god we need our other friends back
YeloHippopotamus: i know
realworldclam: kik
realworldclam: lol
realworldclam: KIK!
YeloHippopotamus: but until they come back let's just think of something legitimate to tell them
realworldclam: like I got surgery
realworldclam: on myyyyy kidney
YeloHippopotamus: yeah let's say that

they need to come back

* Single or Taken: single    OPERATION PISHPOSH  
* Birthday: April 20
* Sign: Taurus
* Sibling: Alex the shitface 
* Hair color: Brown
* Eye color: Brown
* Shoe size : 10
* How old do you look?: uhh 17 
* How old do you act?: depends on the situation 
* Glasses/Contacts: both
* Do you have any pets?: no because i'm afraid of animals 

First pet: probably a fish   
First love: N/A
First enemy: uhh i don't know probably some kid in like preschool or something
First friend you met in jr. high: well technically the school i went to in connecticut was a MIDDLE SCHOOL and the one in lewisburg was a jr. high so in that case it'd be sarah surgala and POOOOOOOOOPSA 
First friend you met in high school: skashroom and little shit. that's disgusting. 
Last library book checked out: death of a salesman for school 
Last movie watched: some movie on MTV about a camp and it was funny
Last time you had sex: never
Last phone call you recieved: iii don't even remember. oh it must have been from charlene. or my parents or something 
Last phone call you made: um to charlene i guess 
Last CD played: our lady peace 
Last book you read: i'm reading The Runaway Jury at the moment 
Last ice cream eaten: chocolate chip ice cream with cherries all over 
Last website visited: thisssss one xanga 
Last slept in your bed : i'm the only one that sleeps in my bed thank you 
Last went to the movies with: charlene and haught dawg 
Last Yelled at you: i don't remember 
Last Sent you an email: pooooooopsa

HAVE YOU EVER
Been hurt emotionally: not for long 
Wanted to hook up with a friend: mayyyybe
Had a crush on a teacher?: ew no 
Had a any boy band Cds?: of course who didn't 
Said "I love you" and meant it?: just to my parents 
Gone out in public in your pajamas: yeah
Kept a secret from everyone: i don't think so 
Cried during a movie: yeahh
Wished you were the opposite sex: yeah because guys don't menstruate 
What are you gonna do after you finish this?: eat dinner
Do you do drugs: nope
Do you want to get married: yes but not anytime soon of course 
How many children do you want: 2. nigel and thaddeus regardless of gender 
Do you believe in love at first sight?: yeah
Do you believe in FATE: yes'm
Most important thing to you in a friendship is: just how well you get along... you can't really pick a most important thing 
Worst feeling in the world: that's a tough one and i can't say i've experienced that 
Do You get embarrassed : not really 
What makes you happy?: my friends and the east coast 
What upsets you?: california

Apples or oranges?: apples
Blue or red?: red
Spring or Fall?: both
Paper or plastic: Plastic
Cat or dog: i'm afraid 
Rock or rap: rock
Smoke or drink: neither

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE ME

* animals
* when my friends have known eachother longer than i've known them because it always makes me feel out of place 
*  CALIFORNIA

THREE THINGS I DON'T UNDERSTAND

*  socks
*  the polka
*  how people can be boring sometimes

THREE THINGS I'D LIKE TO LEARN
*  how to be a rock superstar
* why so many people move to california
* how to do a handspring 

THREE THINGS I AM WEARING RIGHT NOW

* shorts
* a shirt 
* underwears

THREE THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE

* live in a box for a little while 
* fall in love
* sky dive 

THREE WAYS TO DESCRIBE MY PERSONALITY

* weird
* i try to have fun in almost any situation
* i hate southern california

THREE BAD THINGS ABOUT MY PERSONALITY

* i'm a bitch 
* i'm pretty selfish sometimes 
*  i try to have fun in almost any situation (sometimes it pisses people off)


THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE

* POLISH
*  native american
*  all of europe...

THREE THINGS MOST PEOPLE DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU

*  i love frank sinatra. well most people do know that about me but who cares
*  i cry in movies a lot
*  hmm there's not so much that people don't know about me

THREE THINGS I SAY THE MOST

*  stupid fuckshit
*  i hate california
*  "the"

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO

*  Lewisburg next year to visit :O)
*  cancun next summer with the CA crew for a senior trip
*  ocean city in a week or so because poopsa and emmy are gonna come visit :O)

THREE NAMES THAT YOU GO BY

*  poopsie
*  pid
*  audrey...

YAY THOSE ARE MY FAVORITE even though i get sick of them sometimes